Quotes:

(Most I do not remember where they came from, sorry!  I'd give credit, but I don't know to whom)

-"I am woman, hear me bitch!"
-"True love doesn't have a happy ending, true love has no ending."
-"Hope for the best, expect the worst."
-"Few men are worth you tears, and the ones who are won't make you cry."
-"Whatever you want to do, do it now. There are only so many tomorrows."
-"Love never dies, it just changes."
-"It takes a minute to have a crush, it takes an hour to like someone, it takes a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone."
-"You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back."
-"I'd rather be a smart ass than a dumb ass."

Seen on bumper stickers & T-Shirts:

-Stop tailgaiting unless you'd like a booger on your windshield
-Horn broken, watch for finger
-What if the hokey pokey really IS what it's all about?
-Why can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet be friends?
-Don't make me unleash the one legged space chickens
-Ninja Monkies are meeting as we speak plotting my demise
-One by one the pengions steal my sanity
-You laugh because I'm different, I laught because you're all the same
-Stop Following me!  I don't know where I'm going!